Go the F**k to Sleep
A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time"
"Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."
--The New Yorker
"A parenting zeitgeist"
"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."
--National Public Radio
"A new Bible for weary parents"
--New York Times
"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"
"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own."
--Midwest Book Review
Go the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.
With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.
Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F*** to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is also available, as well as Seriously, You Have to Eat for finicky ones everywhere!
- A hilarious poem on the struggles of getting your child to bed
- Written by Adam Mansbach
- Illustrated by Ricardo Cortes
- Makes a great gift!
- Go The F*ck to Sleep
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Experimenting with Babies: 50 Amazing Science Projects You Can Perform on Your Kid
Babies can be a joyand hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit!
This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral developmentusing your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skillseverything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong.
Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your babys eyesand discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.
- Experimenting with Babies 50 Amazing Science Projects You Can Perform on Your Kid
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Willow Tree Our Gift Hand Painted Sculpture Figure
TITLE: Our Gift SENTIMENT: Our bright, joyful gift! GIFT-GIVING SUGGESTIONS: A gift to celebrate new beginnings, new babies, new families and the loving relationships that develop between parent and child, grandparent and child This piece works well with other figures to create a Family Grouping. Willow Tree is a reminder of someone we want to keep close, or a memory we want to touch. Hand-carved figures reveal their expression through body gestures only... a tilt of the head, placement of the hands, a turn of the body. Since 1999, American artist Susan Lordi has worked in partnership with DEMDACO to produce, market and distribute Willow Tree , her line of carved figurative sculpture. From her studio in Kansas City, Lordi hand carves the original of each figure. This piece is cast from Lordi's original and painted by hand. Enclosed inside each fitted packaging box is a gift-giving card with piece title and sentiment on it. Each piece is intended to be open to interpretation from the viewer. "Willow Tree isn't so much about the tangible piece. It represents an emotion or it marks a memory." -Susan Lordi Ready to display on a shelf, table or mantel. To clean, dust with soft brush or cloth. Avoid water or cleaning solvents.
- Artist Susan Lordi hand carves the original of each Willow Tree piece from her studio in Kansas City, MO. This piece is cast from Susan's original carving and painted by hand.
- Since 1999, Susan Lordi has worked in partnership with DEMDACO to produce, market and distribute Willow Tree, her line of carved, figurative sculptures
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The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year
There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.
Best-selling author Dawn Dais, mother of two tiny terrors, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days.
- The Sh t No One Tells You
KinderPerfect - The Hilarious Parents Party Card Game
KinderPerfect is the new adult party card game for awesome parents inspired by Cards Against Humanity and too much wine.When to Play
There are four times when KinderPerfect is better than a Netflix binge:
- MOMS NIGHT OUT: Laugh at the challenges of parenthood with 400 hilarious cards crowdsourced from actual parents. Paris perfectly with a glass of mommy juice.
- ADULT GAME NIGHT: Mix with Cards Against Humanity to add spice to your next get-together and ensure at least one parent is embarrassed afterwards.
- BABY SHOWERS: Surprise expecting moms and new parents with tales of poop, puke, and Caillou - the triptych of modern parental terror.
- FAMILY REUNIONS: Learn fun facts about your childhood and your relatives parenting skills without the crassness of CAH.
The "Parent" player will read out a red Question Card and other players will submit their white Answer Cards. The Parent picks the winner they like the best, well, because they said so. The winner then becomes the Parent for the next round. You win by amassing useless parenting Question Cards, just like in real life!What They Say
The press love love KinderPerfect too:
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- "KinderPerfect is the perfect excuse to pour a little (or a sh*tload) of wine and hang out with like-minded friends." - Scary Mommy
- "You're going to love this Cards Against Humanity parody made just for parents." - PopSugar
- KinderPerfect is the new adult party card game for awesome parents inspired by Cards Against Humanity and too much wine.
- 400 CARDS - Laugh at the challenges of parenthood with 400 hilarious cards crowdsourced from actual parents, and rock your adult game nights
- ADULT GAME NIGHT - About kids, but designed for parents. Mix with Cards Against Humanity to add spice to your next get-together and ensure at least one parent is embarrassed afterwards.
- MOMS NIGHT OUT - Kinder Perfect is edgier than Apples to Apples, easier to learn than Exploding Kittens, and more family-friendly than Joking Hazzard.
- BABY SHOWERS - Surprise expecting moms and new parents at baby showers and birthday parties with tales of poop, puke, and Caillou - the triptych of modern parental terror.
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