Gifts for new parents

Go the F**k to Sleep

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A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time"

"Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."
--The New Yorker

"A parenting zeitgeist"
--Washington Post

"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."
--National Public Radio

"A new Bible for weary parents"
--New York Times

"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"
--Boston Globe

"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own."
--Midwest Book Review

Go the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F*** to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is also available, as well as Seriously, You Have to Eat for finicky ones everywhere!

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  • A hilarious poem on the struggles of getting your child to bed
  • Written by Adam Mansbach
  • Illustrated by Ricardo Cortes
  • Makes a great gift!
  • Go The F*ck to Sleep


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New Parents Pregnancy Announcement Coffee Mug Set 11oz

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Beautifully Designed New Parents Coffee Mug!

You and your spouse will enjoy a relaxing morning with your new funny coffee mug, which holds 11 ounces of her favorite coffee, tea or hot chocolate!

The Perfect Unique Novelty Coffee Mug Gift For Any Occasion

Top present for a Birthday, Valentines Day, Anniversary or Wedding. Ideal for cheap Christmas stocking stuffers, Hanukkah, xmas secret santa, 2017 holiday office party or white elephant exchange gift.

Designed and Printed in the USA

"Mom, Dad" is printed on both sides. 100 White Ceramic material, which is Dishwasher and Microwave safe.

It's a fantastic gift idea anyone would love!

You can order one for yourself or as a gift for a friend or family member. We guarantee you'll love it - that's why we offer you a money back warranty in case you don't!

So What Are You Waiting For? Order Your Own Hilarious Mug Set - While Supplies Last!

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  • NEW PARENTS! - Enjoy a relaxing morning with your new favorite ceramic coffee cup set for couples, which reads Mom, Dad on BOTH sides. Holds 11 ounces of your favorite coffee, tea or beverage
  • THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING - What's better than giving a coffee mug set for a special couple for their engagement party or anniversary. Every time they drink their precious coffee they will think of you. Coffee addiction never looked so good.
  • TOP QUALITY - Printed in the USA with the highest quality materials that can guarantee its long life and their constant satisfaction. The mug that can ensure an enjoyable morning coffee for many years!
  • DISHWASHER & MICROWAVE SAFE - Printed with superior ceramic inks that are fired on at a temperature of up to 1200 degrees. A truly permanent imprint that will never fade or lose its glow.
  • CAREFULLY PACKAGED - Each Coffee Mug Set is carefully packaged in a durable white gift box; guaranteed to arrive safely with free shipping through Amazon Prime.


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hiccapop Wipe Warmer and Baby Wet Wipes Dispenser Holder Case with Changing Light

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  • TAKES THE JOLT OUT OF COLD BABY WIPES - Cold wipes shock a baby's sensitive skin, making your baby irritable and fussy. Warm wipes soothe and calm your baby, especially during late night changes! NOT compatible with International 220v outlets.
  • OVER 3,000,000 UNITS SOLD - Quality you can trust. One of the most popular, time-tested wipe warmer dispensers ever ships in a beautiful gift box. There is simply no better warmer at any price! LOW VOLTAGE FOR UNMATCHED SAFETY - Detachable power adapter allows for convenient portability. Register online for YOUR FREE LIFETIME WARRANTY
  • HIGH CAPACITY CASE HOLDS ALL WIPE BRANDS - Store up to a week's worth or your favorite diaper wipes. The universal container does not require any specific type of wipe, including flushable wipes... and with our INTERCHANGEABLE VIEWING LENS, you'll never run out mid-change.
  • WET WIPES STAY MOIST - Innovative silicone seal locks in moisture and heat, preventing wet wipes from drying out and turning brown. The TOP-HEATED DESIGN cleverly keeps the wipes at the top of the box the warmest.
  • BUILT IN CHANGING LIGHT softly illuminates the changing table so you do not have to turn on the bright lights of the room during a late night diaper change. The night light will automatically shut off in 10 minutes.







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Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

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A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. SeussThe Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Sockswill be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they will begin a child on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Mom Wine & Dad Beer Premium Wine & Pint Glass Set with Loving Words Printed Front & Back Birthday Present for Mom and Dad Anniversary Gifts & New Parents Gifts New Mom and New Dad Gift Ready

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Your parents are the most important people in your life. Show them how much you care with inspiring beer and wine glasses designed just for them!

From the time you were born to the moment you graduate from college to long after you've left the house, your parents have been there to support you, inspire you, and keep you on the path to success. And now you get to say thanks with these super cute Mom and Dad Beer and Wine Glass Set by DU VINO that each feature motivational messages that show just how much they mean to you, how much they've helped you succeed in life, and why they'll always be number one in your heart.

Product Details:

  • Beer Glass and Stemmed Wine Glass (2-Piece Set)
  • Mom and Dad Theme (Front & Back Print)
  • Food-Grade Safe Glass
  • Beer Glass Volume: 16 oz.
  • Wine Glass Volume: 12.75 oz.
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • Carefully Packaged for Shipping
  • Dishwasher Safe Top Rack

Let your parents know how much you care about them with a beer glass for him and a wine glass for her by clicking 'Add to Cart' above now.

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  • CELEBRATE MOM AND DAD - Beer for Dad. Wine for Mom. Our glasses are designed as a way to express gratitude to your devoted parents, this beer glass and wine glass set feature loving messages to remind them what they mean to you.
  • BEER AND WINE GLASS SET - Each order comes with a 16-oz. pint Dad beer glass as well as a 12.75-oz. stemmed Mom wine glass securely packaged to give each parent the best cup for beer or cocktails.
  • INSPIRING AND LOVING WORDS - Both glasses are decorated front and back in beautiful words that describe parents, such as caring, reliable, teacher, funny, sweet, strong, and more.
  • USA CRAFTSMANSHIP- Made and printed in the USA with vivid white print front and back, our glassware is dishwasher safe and feature a chip-resistant edge.
  • BEAUTIFUL ANNIVERSARY GIFT - The perfect choice for son's or daughter's to give their parents on their anniversary or as a Christmas gift. Each glass set is carefully packaged for easy gift giving.






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Experimenting with Babies: 50 Amazing Science Projects You Can Perform on Your Kid

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Babies can be a joyand hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit!

This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral developmentusing your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skillseverything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong.

Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your babys eyesand discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.

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Baby Handprint & Footprint Keepsake Photo Frame Kit - Personzalize it w/Free Stencil! Non-Toxic Clay, Wall/Table Wood Picture Frame. Perfect Registry, Baby Shower, New Mom, Birthday & Newborn Gift!

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Those tiny hands and feet grow fast. Baby Mushroom's handprint and footprint (or pawprint!) photo frame kit gives you everything you need to make a lifelong keepsake to cherish. Complete with clay, durable picture frame, stencil kit for easy customization, and other accessories, you'll have something that you can look back on and admire forever. You'll love our fresh, small batch clay. It's safe, non-toxic and made to result in a smooth, hard, crack-free memento - fully dry and ready to hang in about 48 hours. The mold is large enough for baby's hand and foot (or two pet's paws). The wood frame is elegant and durable, and includes both a stand and wall mount. Hang it on the wall of baby's room, on an end table or mantel, or wherever guests are most likely to "ooh and ahh" over it! To make your keepsake, simply knead the clay until smooth, place it within the frame, make your impressions, and customize using the included bonus stencil. Choose two pictures to complete your work of art! Our kit gets rave reviews from new parents, grandparents, and proud aunts and uncles. It makes a great newborn or baby shower gift, first birthday present, or holiday stocking stuffer.

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  • A PERFECT HANDPRINT & FOOTPRINT TO CHERISH - Capture the timeless beauty of your baby's tiny little hands and feet with our complete keepsake and photo frame kit - with clay, roller, double-sided tape, stencil kit, table stand, and wall brackets for easy display on a nursery wall, table, or mantel.
  • PERSONALIZE & CUSTOMIZE - New parents love our bonus stencil kit featuring letters, numbers, shapes and symbols so you can customize your memento! Add your newborn baby's name and/or birthdate to your keepsake!
  • PREMIUM, SAFE & NON-TOXIC CLAY - Made in small batches so it's fresh and easy to work with, and of course, 100 safe and non-toxic for babies fingers and toes
  • A WONDERFUL NEWBORN GIFT - What's better than a personalized baby gift? Our kit gets rave reviews at baby showers, holidays, and birthdays - perfect for new moms, dads, and grandparents alike.
  • LIFETIME GUARANTEED - Our easy-to-use clay is made to produce perfect impressions that last without cracking! Our premium quality frame, back, and mounting equipment is beautiful and durable. Buy with confidence and stay protected with our lifetime guarantee.





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Willow Tree Our Gift Hand Painted Sculpture Figure

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TITLE: Our Gift SENTIMENT: Our bright, joyful gift! GIFT-GIVING SUGGESTIONS: A gift to celebrate new beginnings, new babies, new families and the loving relationships that develop between parent and child, grandparent and child This piece works well with other figures to create a Family Grouping. Willow Tree is a reminder of someone we want to keep close, or a memory we want to touch. Hand-carved figures reveal their expression through body gestures only... a tilt of the head, placement of the hands, a turn of the body. Since 1999, American artist Susan Lordi has worked in partnership with DEMDACO to produce, market and distribute Willow Tree , her line of carved figurative sculpture. From her studio in Kansas City, Lordi hand carves the original of each figure. This piece is cast from Lordi's original and painted by hand. Enclosed inside each fitted packaging box is a gift-giving card with piece title and sentiment on it. Each piece is intended to be open to interpretation from the viewer. "Willow Tree isn't so much about the tangible piece. It represents an emotion or it marks a memory." -Susan Lordi Ready to display on a shelf, table or mantel. To clean, dust with soft brush or cloth. Avoid water or cleaning solvents.

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  • Artist Susan Lordi hand carves the original of each Willow Tree piece from her studio in Kansas City, MO. This piece is cast from Susan's original carving and painted by hand.
  • Since 1999, Susan Lordi has worked in partnership with DEMDACO to produce, market and distribute Willow Tree, her line of carved, figurative sculptures
  • This hand-painted figure communicates through gesture, to represent an emotion or mark a memory. Willow Tree sculptures express love, closeness, healing, courage, hope...all the emotions of a life well lived.
  • Packaged in fitted box ready for gift-giving; Includes enclosure card with Title and Sentiment, "Our bright, joyful gift!"
  • Measures approx. 8.5 inches high x 4.8 inches wide x 4.2 inches deep; Hand-painted resin figurine for display on a shelf, table or mantel. Dust with soft brush or cloth. Avoid water or cleaning solvents.



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The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year

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A laugh-out-loud guide to the first year of motherhood, filled with helpful advice and wisdom from real moms and dads who aren't at all afraid to tell it like it is

There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.

Best-selling author Dawn Dais, mother of two tiny terrors, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days.

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KinderPerfect - The Hilarious Parents Party Card Game

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Overview

KinderPerfect is the new adult party card game for awesome parents inspired by Cards Against Humanity and too much wine.

When to Play

There are four times when KinderPerfect is better than a Netflix binge:

  • MOMS NIGHT OUT: Laugh at the challenges of parenthood with 400 hilarious cards crowdsourced from actual parents. Paris perfectly with a glass of mommy juice.
  • ADULT GAME NIGHT: Mix with Cards Against Humanity to add spice to your next get-together and ensure at least one parent is embarrassed afterwards.
  • BABY SHOWERS: Surprise expecting moms and new parents with tales of poop, puke, and Caillou - the triptych of modern parental terror.
  • FAMILY REUNIONS: Learn fun facts about your childhood and your relatives parenting skills without the crassness of CAH.
How to Play

The "Parent" player will read out a red Question Card and other players will submit their white Answer Cards. The Parent picks the winner they like the best, well, because they said so. The winner then becomes the Parent for the next round. You win by amassing useless parenting Question Cards, just like in real life!

What They Say

The press love love KinderPerfect too:

  • "Good news, parents! There's now a version of 'Cards Against Humanity' that you can really relate to." - Parenting
  • "KinderPerfect is the perfect excuse to pour a little (or a sh*tload) of wine and hang out with like-minded friends." - Scary Mommy
  • "You're going to love this Cards Against Humanity parody made just for parents." - PopSugar

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  • KinderPerfect is the new adult party card game for awesome parents inspired by Cards Against Humanity and too much wine.
  • 400 CARDS - Laugh at the challenges of parenthood with 400 hilarious cards crowdsourced from actual parents, and rock your adult game nights
  • ADULT GAME NIGHT - About kids, but designed for parents. Mix with Cards Against Humanity to add spice to your next get-together and ensure at least one parent is embarrassed afterwards.
  • MOMS NIGHT OUT - Kinder Perfect is edgier than Apples to Apples, easier to learn than Exploding Kittens, and more family-friendly than Joking Hazzard.
  • BABY SHOWERS - Surprise expecting moms and new parents at baby showers and birthday parties with tales of poop, puke, and Caillou - the triptych of modern parental terror.








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